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Tim Lincecum Eats Ice Cream Tacos…What?

Ice Cream Taco

From Yahoo Sports, Tim Lincecum is guilty of using performance-enhancing ice cream:

According to the Associated Press, the reigning Cy Young downed an “ice cream taco” on Tuesday before going out and throwing a masterful complete game in a 4-1 win over the A’s in Oakland. The effort marked the fourth time that Lincecum has gone the distance in his career and second time against Oakland this season.

I’m now 100% sure that this is why Papi’s been picking it up lately: Dove bars. In other news,  Geovany Soto of the Cubs is in on the sweet secret too, which he says is “like, so awesome, bro.”

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One comment for “Tim Lincecum Eats Ice Cream Tacos…What?”

  1. hahaha I don’t think i’d ever eat that.

    Posted by KC | June 27, 2009, 12:07 pm

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