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How Many Games Will the Red Sox Win in New York?

Prediction time: How many games do you think the Red Sox will win against the Yankees in this upcoming 4-game series?

FOUR:

The Red Sox will sweep all four games. Hubris? Isn’t that something you spread on pita bread? The Sox can’t lose against the Yankees, the team that pulled the biggest choke of all time while the Sox pulled the greatest comeback of all time.

THREE:

The Sox are 8-0 vs. Yankees so far, and will end this weekend 11-1 against them. Since everything lasts forever, the beatings will continue. The Yankees will salvage one game because they are at home, but they know who the boss is.

TWO:

A split on the road isn’t bad. We’ll win two and lose two, and leave right where we came in, 2.5 games back in the division race.

ONE:

It’s officially TIME TO PANIC! We’ll be 4.5 back on Monday morning, with Tampa and Texas right on our Wild Card tails. It’s starting to stink like 2006 around here.

ZERO:

The Sox are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked a suck. Gloom, despair and agony on me. Deep dark depression, excessive misery. Season over, and Fat Vito from Jersey will never shut up about it.

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