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According to recent research, apparently from teenage girls across the country, Tom Brady is only the eighth best looking quarterback in the NFL. At least BC alum Matt Ryan tops the list, with a 99.82% symmetrical face, compared with 99.14% for Brady. But, does it really matter at all? Beauty is only skin deep, and we all know personality is what matters (which is why Michael Vick would somehow come in at ten millionth on a real list that only involved 32 teams).
But in all seriousness, it really doesn’t matter where you rank quarterbacks; you could pretty much rank them in the order you pick their names out of a hat and still have an accurate list. Besides, good looking faces don’t matter in the least when you have the ability to throw the ball and lead your team to victory. The last time someone tried catching something with their face, it didn’t work out too well for Fabio. Besides, as most of us have seen, people will do anything to be around the hottest thing since the sun, Tom Brady.