• They won't-- get with the program, it's the 21st century, not the 20th.
• The bullpen. Papelbon, Bard, Wheeler, Reyes and Jenks blew 25 saves last year.
• Catcher: by midseason, Saltalamacchia will still have more letters in his name than hits.
• They'll be sunk by whatever made-up "curse" Dan Shaughnessy is trying to push these days.
• The Patriots would pummel these guys.
• The Red Sox horrible new rap video will ruin the team's karma.
• That ignorant manager will screw up again, whoever he is.
• One pitch away from winning it all, a ball will trickle through the first baseman's legs-- nah, that's too ridiculous.

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