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It turns out New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez has a pretty good sense of humor.
Unless you’re a Boston Red Sox fan still worked up over the recent fried chicken scandal.
In a locker room interview with the media, Hernandez answered all sorts of questions, ranging from this week’s match-up against the Dallas Cowboys to last week’s dropped touchdown in the red zone against the New York Jets.
The only thing left for Hernandez to complete the punchline was to crack open an O’Doul’s and invite Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski to play him in a game of Twister.
He better watch his back, though. John Henry is calling his lawyers as we speak (from aboard his yacht, of course) to see if the Red Sox can run an inter-franchise smear campaign to discredit Hernandez’s not-so-subtle jab at his baseball counterparts…