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Rob Gronkowski and Porn Star Bibi Jones: Which is the Hotter Tight End?

Somehow, I think both male and female football fans can enjoy this picture of Rob Gronkowski and porn star Bibi Jones. (www.larrybrownsports.com)

So with no Patriots game last weekend, what did everyone do? Me, I split my time between working at the Head of the Charles Regatta, working at home, and hanging at a few bars that I’d been in many times before.

What did New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski do with his weekend off? He hung out with college buddies in Arizona.

And Bibi Jones.

The porn star.

As much as we love professional athletes, we also secretly hate them. Their jobs are the games we played as children, then gave up when our bodies wouldn’t grow beyond 5-foot-8 180-pounds. They make more in one-third of a year than we’ll make in our lifetimes. And they always get the girls.

Or do they? While photos of a shirtless Gronkowski and a Gronkowski-garbed Jones quickly found their way to Twitter, Jones told LarryBrownSports that the two did not actually have sex. Apparently, Gronkowski was a “gentleman,” and not “a creeper or anything.”

Alas, Jones’ story is tough to swallow. Jones says Gronkowski often brings spare jerseys with him on the off-chance photo opportunities like this occur. The whole thing was a publicity stunt to get more Twitter followers. That’s not a little creepy?

It’s tough to tell if the ploy is working. Although Gronkowski currently has over 59,000 fans (I, by comparison, have 81), his social media presence has been in free-fall since Oct. 6 (when it peaked at 66.86), according to Klout.com.

Apparently, that keeps him up at night.

Gronkowski still has one of the best Twitter presences of any member of the Patriots: He has more followers than Brian Hoyer, BenJarvus Green-Ellis, Zoltan Mesko and brother Dan Gronkowski combined.

And yet, something’s missing. Something still gets Gronkowski’s up in the morning, stiffening his resolve to see every opportunity as a chance to engorge his Klout rating. Gronkowski had already Tweeted repeatedly with swimsuit model Kate Upton months before this incident, after all.

So who gets Gronkowski’s social media juices flowing? Chad Ochocinco: almost 2.9 million followers, and a Klout score in the 80s.

My advice to Gronkowski: don’t play this game. No matter how many porn stars you photograph yourself with (and really, I think the sky’s the limit there), you’ll never be able to out-antic Ochocinco.

Instead, stop looking gift porn stars in the mouth – that’s thinking to small. Porn starts are not just ridiculously hot bodies: they’re your kindred spirits!

Your greatest talent in the NFL is that no matter the adversity, you’re great at catching balls.

I’m sure Jones could respect that.

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