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Wit. Puns. A twist of phrase. Coming up with a quality fantasy football team name can be difficult. Unlike real sports, your team name needs to show off your rumor and obvious intelligence. One of the absolute best aspects of playing any kind of fantasy football is taking the time to track down some of the funniest fantasy football names.
A funny fantasy team name can make all the difference in a league. Beating up on a Patriots fan is awesome when your team name is “Belichick Yourself Before You Rex Yourself”. But don’t be that loser in fantasy leagues who steals names from his or her competitors. Here are a few fresh and hilarious options for your fantasy team name. But in case you prefer the tried and true classics, here we throw a few just for you:
Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe, Double Dwayne Bowe, Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy, Forte Ounces to Freedom, My Fair Brady, Corn on the Kolb, Yo Gabba Gabbert, Cassel Made of Sand, Whatcha Talkin’ About Hillis?, Rowdy Roddy White, Jamaal Charles in Charge, Medulla Amendola, The Boldin The Beautiful, Orton Hears a Boo, My Bironas, DeMarco Polo.
Alright so much for the classic, let’s get to the point:
Here are some names for those Aaron Hernandez’s fans: “Hernandez’s Hitmen,” “Aaron MurderMyFriendez” or maybe you prefer “Hernandez’s not so tight end.” We continue with “Riley KKKooper” or “Cooper Clux Clan.” Next one is the pretty catchy — “Bust a Kaep.”
We continue with some pretty funny and catch names for Seattle Seahawks, such as “Lord Have Percy”. “Lynch Loves Dwayne Bowe,” “Lynch, Don’t Kill My Vibe” or “Sleepless in SEAdderall.”
We got some for the 49ers fans as well with team names like “Never Go Asmougha to mouth,” “Harb Gore Porn” and “Two Girls One Kaep” are some of the best out there.
If you’re a rabid Indianapolis Colts or Florida State fan, we got names like “Luck My Balls” or “T.Y Very Much,” also you are probably comfortable taking a flier on rookie outside linebacker Bjoern Werner. You could put “Bjoern To Be Wild” team name since it is kind of catch. Werner ha spent most of the training camp with the Colts as a backup so far, but if you’re in it for the long haul in a dynasty, you have a nice one-two punch here with name and player. Werner will be good for a long time once he gets going. “The Luckness Monster” and “Lucky Dynasty” are pretty good also.
For those unfortunate Houston Texans’ fans, we can cheer you up we give you some pretty good ones like “Schaub On My Knob”, “Run Foster Run” or “Blood, Swatt&Beard.”
For the Ravens fans we got “Waka Flacco Flame”, “I Pitta The Fool”. For the lovers of the playstyle of Kansas City Chiefs we got “Breaston Plants” “Jamaal My Children”, “Abandoned Lloyd “or “Prepare To Receive My Bowe-ner.”
The Carolina Panthers fans can find their fantasy football teams names for their Panthers, such as “Newton’s Law, “Cam-N-Gravy” or perhaps “Every Day I’m Munnerlyn” or even “Kuecantor.”
Well I hope you loved our list of funny fantasy football team names. Stay tuned to see some more fantasy team names for your team next time.