Sources say it wasn't Kobe trying to get Rondo's ear, but rather the other way around. (Bleacher Report/Getty Images)

The following is the latest in our SoB Satire series. Much of the following isn’t real or confirmed to be true, but we totally wish it was.

According to sources, it wasn’t “just two a–holes having breakfast” when Rajon Rondo and Kobe Bryant met for breakfast on Thursday morning, contrary to earlier reports.

The two players did engage in some light recruiting. But it wasn’t to see whether Rondo would consider signing with the Lakers. In reality, it was  the Celtics point guard recruiting the Lakers star over a side of bacon.

Continue reading SoB Satire: Sources Say Rondo Was Recruiting Kobe at Breakfast »

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Look up from your laptop, dude: Kobe Bryant and Rajon Rondo are getting breakfast behind you! (@baxterholmes)

Normally a Friday night game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Boston Celtics would be a marquee matchup of longtime rivals and storied franchises that dominates the headlines.

But with both franchises stuck in NBA limbo (or purgatory, depending on your point of view), instead the talk of the town is about a Thursday morning breakfast between Lakers legend Kobe Bryant and Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo.

Talk about a veritable breakfast of champions!

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The Patriots and Chargers are both coming off tough road games that went down to the wire. The Chargers went in to Baltimore and beat the Ravens 34-33 in the final minutes while New England lost a close matchup to the Green Bay Packers, 26-21. The Patriots are still the AFC’s top seed at 9-3 and the Chargers are currently occupying a wildcard spot at 8-4. Sunday night’s game will not be easy for a Patriots’ team that is on the west coast facing a good team but they should still be able to win the game and it will begin with their offense.

San Diego has defended the pass well, giving up 221 yards a game which is good for seventh in the league. Tom Brady will have some options in the passing game but unlike most games the Patriots may be best off working from the outside in. They have not faced a player of Rob Gronkowski’s caliber but they have done a good job defending the tight end position, containing both Denver’s Julius Thomas and Kansas City’s Travis Kelce. Gronkowski should still be able to find some openings but the Patriots may look to some of their other receiving targets. Continue reading How the Patriots Can Attack the Chargers »

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Could Kyle Rudolph be a top-5 fantasy option at the tight end position the rest of the way? (USATSI)

The playoffs are officially upon us! Well, at least for the teams that played well enough all season to make it (or if your league’s playoffs don’t start this week). This is your chance to show what you can do and if you have what it takes to be the league champion. Here are some players to start or sit in this week’s matchups:

Start ‘Em

Ryan Tannehill (vs. Baltimore): The Ravens’ defense has not been up to snuff this season, especially on the road. Tannehill should have all day to throw deep down the field after a poor outing against the New York Jets in Week 13. Continue reading Fantasy Football Start ‘Em, Sit ‘Em: Week 14 »

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1. Patriots Preview:

Patriots win this game easy – Chargers no pass rush or running game

* Greatest Chargers – Tomlinson and then Allsworth, Fouts, Winslow and Gates

* Best draft pick – Rodney Harrison 145th in 1994

* Against Patriots – 14-20-2 regular season / 1-2 post season

* Famous QB’s – Unitas, Brees, Fouts, Rivers, Hadl, McMahon, Kemp, Harbaugh

* Chargers 3-4 against teams with a winning record

* Philip Rivers 30-6 in December

* Only 18 sacks – Brady should have time

* Receivers – Allen on pace for 96 rec / 1,016 yds / 5 TD — Gates has 9 TD

* Running game is non-existent averaging 3.4 yards  Continue reading Connelly’s Top Ten: Stay Classy in San Diego »

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One interesting aspect of Sunday’s game between the Patriots and the Chargers is the two premier tight ends that will be featured. San Diego boasts perennial star Antonio Gates while New England fashions superstar Rob Gronkowski. When two top-tier players at the same position play in the same game, it is always interesting to hear what they say about each other. When asked this week, Gates wasn’t short on his praise for Gronkowski.

“[Gronkowski's] one of the young guys that I look at — him, Jimmy Graham, Julius Thomas — those are the guys that are kind of keeping the tradition going at the tight end position.” Continue reading Antonio Gates has High Praise for Gronk »

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Tom Brady: telemarketer and mullet aficionado. (Boston Globe)

Thank Belichick that Tom Brady recovered from his early season swoon to quiet all the calls for him to be traded, cast off, sent sailing into the sunset of retirement to thereby save us all from seeing a Hall of Fame quarterback in decline.

I say this not only as a New England Patriots fan (too) heavily invested in how my football team fares, but also as someone glad to avoid what Brady’s alternative, post-football career potentially would have been.

Because if the DailyMVP commercial starring Brady even approaches half-truth, we’d be looking at Gary the Telemarketer, daily fantasy football MVP and office champion, instead of Tom Brady, two time NFL MVP and three time Super Bowl champion:

Continue reading Video: Tom Brady, Professional Telemarketer and Part-Time Fantasy Trash Talker? »

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