When advertisements asked me “Are you ready for some football?”, I thought I could answer with an unequivocal and resounding “YES!”
Turns out I was wrong, because I was not mentally prepared for the NFL news that broke on Tuesday.
According to ESPN’s Adam Schefter, Denver Broncos wide receiver Wes Welker will be suspended four games by the NFL for violating the league’s drug policy. Reports indicate his suspension stems from a positive test for amphetamines, which multiple sources claim are from Welker taking Molly at the Kentucky Derby.
Don’t worry, I’ll wait while you read that sentence again.