// April Fool’s Day

Red Sox Nation Buys Naming Rights to New Yankee Stadium

A consortium of celebrity Boston Red Sox fans today announced that they have purchased the naming rights to Yankee Stadium, and might change the name to A.H.O.L.E. Stadium. The group, led by Red Sox owner John Henry and celebrity fans such as Ben Affleck and Denis Leary, among others, made an anonymous bid of over […]

Red Sox Roster Comes Clean: “We Slept with Tiger”

Just when you thought the storm was over and we were possibly getting to the finish line of this story, we end up coming to the biggest surprise of the entire ordeal. In a revealing press conference this morning before their game against Minnesota, the entire Red Sox roster appeared before the local and national […]

Marc Savard and Matt Cooke to Meet in the Octagon

In a breaking announcement Thursday, the NHL and UFC issued a joint statement that to settle their differences, Matt Cooke and Marc Savard will step inside the UFC Octagon following the conclusion of the Stanley Cup Finals. Because league disciplinarian Colin Campbell concluded that hits with the shoulder can not be used as an attempt […]

April Fools: Antoine Walker is Back!

Breaking news as former Celtic Antoine Walker has rejoined the team, adding a veteran presence for a playoff push. Despite public legal issues, ‘Toine will make a return next week before playoffs to see if he is in playing shape to earn a spot on the playoff rotation. Walker was originally drafted by the Celtics […]

Starving for Power, Sox Turn to Mo Vaughn

With the loss of Jason Bay to free agency, the Red Sox thought first about turning to defense. They signed Mike Cameron to patrol center field, moved Jacoby Ellsbury to left field, and signed Adrian Beltre to play third to build one of the best defensive clubs in years. The formula was simple: pitch better, […]

Andy Katzenmoyer Signs with Patriots

One of the prodigal sons of the Pete Carroll era is returning to New England as free agent linebacker Andy Katzenmoyer has made a shock return to the Pats, agreeing to a two-year, incentive laden contract. Katzenmoyer, who apparently isn’t the same person as ESPN analyst Andy Katz, was drafted by the Patriots with the […]

Doc Rivers to Suit Up Against Bobcats

With the Celtics facing a myriad of injuries, coach Doc Rivers has decided to make a shocking return to the NBA, 13 years after he retired from playing basketball in 1996. Danny Ainge signed Doc to a 10-day contract Wednesday morning to give the team an extra player in case of injury. “Looking through the […]