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Did Rob Gronkowski “Hook Up” with a 16-Year-Old in Aruba? (Do You Care?)

By ⋅ March 20, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

Did Rob Gronkowski recently do his best Mark Sanchez impersonation? Sanchez famously carried on a physical relationship with a 17-year-old high school student last year. It was totally legal (the age of consent is 16 in New Jersey & 17 in New York), but just a bit creepy, right? Well, Gronk apparently did Sanchez one [...]

NFL Power Rankings through Week 13

By ⋅ December 8, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

Week 13 in the NFL saw a plethora of teams outside the top-five take a tumble. The Cowboys, Falcons, Bengals, Raiders, and Lions all lost, and the teams lined up behind them reaped the benefits. In other words, a lot of teams took massive jumps in my power rankings essentially by default. I’m talking to [...]

COLUMN: Mark Sanchez Failing in the Perfect Situation

By ⋅ November 19, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

Mark Sanchez stood on the sidelines, minutes after an uninspired three-and-out gave the Denver Broncos the ball on their own 5-yard line. It looked, at the time, that the Jets defense would once again bail out an errant game from Sanchez. Once again, it looked like the Jets defense would mask Sanchez’s mediocrity. See in [...]

New England Patriots Report Card: Week 5

By ⋅ October 11, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

Though it wasn’t the 45-3 dismembering the Patriots gave the Jets last season, the Patriots still drew first blood against their rivals from New Jersey Sunday when they beat the Jets, 30-21. The Patriots are now one 30-point game shy of the St. Louis Rams’ NFL-record 14 consecutive games. Who’s moving to the head of [...]

Podcast: Jets vs Patriots Game Preview

By ⋅ October 7, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

Patriots! Jets! This week always has a special feel to it. We thought it would be appropriate to merge SoB and SoNY for a preview podcast. I had Kristine Reese of Sports of New York  on the SoB! Podcast to discuss every facet of the game. Is the Sanchize ready to take the next step? Is [...]

Alleged Bret Lockett-Kim Kardashian Affair: Keeping Up With the Locketts?

By ⋅ June 10, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

Two weeks ago, I wrote about picking sides in the NFL lockout. The column took the form of a child in a divorce: Do you want to live with your mom (players) or your dad (owners)? What’s it going to be, huh? At the conclusion of the piece, things were left ambiguously. It’s a sticky situation. [...]

Deadspin: Mark Sanchez, 17-Year-Old “Hook Up”

By ⋅ February 10, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

If you’re a guy, more often than not, you like ‘em young. If you’re a girl, you like ‘em older, wealthier, and more powerful. If you’re Mark Sanchez, the 24-year-old bachelor quarterback of the New York Jets, you definitely like ‘em young. Early on during the “Hard Knocks” days, 39-year-old backup quarterback Mark Brunell saw [...]

Video: Mark Sanchez Wipes Booger On Mark Brunell

By ⋅ January 23, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

I know it was cold and he may have been crying prematurely because the Jets lost to the Steelers in the AFC Championship Game, but come on, Mark! That’s just gross! The title says it all. Here’s the video:

The Birth of a Sanchize

By ⋅ January 18, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

If the aftermath of Sunday’s demoralizing defeat (no pun intended, I’m not Wes Welker) at the hands of Rex Ryan’s Jets, everyone in New England did what we always do, and immediately started looking for someone to blame. Brady was too flat, we said. Belichick got outcoached. To accept a loss to our (former) little [...]

Big Words, Bigger Deeds: Jets Defense Stymies Brady, Patriots 28-21

By ⋅ January 16, 2011 ⋅ 6 comments

For six straight days, the New York Jets did nothing but talk trash, building up their third match this season against the New England Patriots while putting down the Patriots themselves. At times, their talk was goofy, at times it was nasty, at times it was threatening. But all of it would have been for [...]

Patriots Obliterate “Jets” 45-3

By ⋅ December 7, 2010 ⋅ 5 comments

It was the match-up of the season: the New England Patriots versus the New York Jets, the two best teams in the AFC. The Patriots were unbeaten at home, having won 25 straight at Gillette. The Jets were unbeaten on the road this season. At stake: the lead in the AFC East and the best [...]

Patriots Keys to Victory: Week 13 vs. Jets

By ⋅ December 6, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

The New England Patriots have had a lot of big games this season, but none of those come close in importance to their upcoming Week 13 matchup with the division rival New York Jets. The Jets and Patriots enter this week’s showdown with records of 9-2, which means the winner of this game will have [...]

Fantasy Fast Forward: NFL Week 11

By ⋅ November 19, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

After giving myself a bye week last week, “Fantasy Fast Forward” is back in action to help you down the stretch and get you into your fantasy league’s playoffs. It’s crunch time, but if you’re still reading about fantasy football, that means you must be still alive for a coveted playoff spot. And heck, if [...]

Fantasy Fast Forward: NFL Week 9

By ⋅ November 5, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

This week, I’m going to attempt to put the “fast” in “Fantasy Fast Forward.” Why? Because as I’m typing this, I’m just a few short hours away from jetting off to Las Vegas, and like any other guy I know, I’m a procrastinator and haven’t packed a darn thing yet. So instead of racking up [...]

Fantasy Fast Forward: NFL Week 8

By ⋅ October 30, 2010 ⋅ One comment

I’m not a man who’s afraid of commitment. Heck, I’m engaged (please, hold your applause)… if that’s not proof enough that I’m not a commitment-phobe, then I don’t know what is. But I’m starting to question my decision-making abilities when it comes to who, or what, I commit to. (Disclaimer to keep me out of [...]

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