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2012 Patriots Blueprint to New Orleans (If They Don’t Sign Wes Welker)

By ⋅ February 22, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

Tuesday, I introduced my blueprint for the Patriots offseason…if they re-sign Wes Welker. The following looks at the what the Patriots should do if they cannot sign their best wide receiver. Scenario #2 – the Patriots let Wes Welker walk This scenario would not surprise me in the least. Welker vs. Samuel It would be a [...]

Rob Gronkowski Undergoes Successful Ankle Surgery

By ⋅ February 10, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

While Rob Gronkowski’s ankle injury limited him to just 2 catches for 26 yards in the Super Bowl, it didn’t stop him from “Party-Gronking” just a couple hours after the game was over. It led me to wonder… how bad is his ankle really hurt? Well, Gronk went under the knife Friday for some arthroscopic [...]

Video: Rob Gronkowski Jersey Shore Parody

By ⋅ February 10, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

Just thought I’d share this hilarious clip Toucher & Rich shared on their Facebook page… Imagine Gronk on Jersey Shore! Yo soy fiesta.

Chad Ochocinco Changing Last Name Back to Johnson

By ⋅ February 9, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

Chad Ochocinco did not seem like himself at all this season. Obviously. Maybe another name change will do the trick… Ochocinco has confirmed via Twitter that he will be changing his last name back to Johnson in time for his July wedding to Evelyn Lozasa, of “Basketball Wives” fame.

Giants’ Chris Canty Tweets Super Bowl XLVI Prediction

By ⋅ February 5, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

It’s good to think your team is going to win…but it is a bit questionable to be Tweeting your prediction the DAY OF THE GAME. Leave it to Giants defensive lineman Chris Canty, who said the Giants would beat the Patriots 28-17.

Robert Kraft Lands on Sports Illustrated Cover

By ⋅ February 1, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

Do you believe in the SI cover curse? Does it apply to team owners? Despite whatever you may believe, Patriots owner Robert Kraft made the cover of Sports Illustrated this week for the first time. What took so long? Photo after the jump…

Who Does “Fake Tom Brady” Actually Look Like?

By ⋅ January 31, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

Super Bowl Media Day was a complete circus as usual on Tuesday. One of the sideshows was a man dubbed “Fake Tom Brady.” At first glance, Fake Tom, also known as Nick Lower of Missouri, resembled the Brady of a couple years back. He has long, flowing brown hair and a thick beard (do you [...]

Birdman Bets $5 Million on the Patriots?

By ⋅ January 25, 2012 ⋅ One comment

Rapper, Cash Money Records co-founder/co-CEO, and Lil Wayne father figure Birdman (now known as Baby, for some reason, although his real name is Bryan Williams) has offered to bet $5 million on the Patriots to win the Super Bowl. $5 million! While many reports claim he has already made this bet, the phrasing of this [...]

Ochocinco Flies to Florida for Dad’s Funeral

By ⋅ January 21, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocino flew to Florida on Friday, just two days before the first conference title game of his career, according to CSNNE’s Tom E. Curran. The Boston Herald’s Ian Rapoport reports that Ochocinco flew down to Florida for his father’s funeral, which is set for Saturday, but will be back in Foxboro to [...]

Patriots Name Brown, Law, Bruschi, Bledsoe Honorary Captains for Sunday

By ⋅ January 20, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

Sunday’s AFC Championship Game marks the 15th season since the Patriots hosted their first AFC Championship Game on Jan. 12, 1997. That day, the Patriots earned their second trip to the Super Bowl, beating the Jaguars 20-6. Of course, the team lost the Super Bowl to Brett Favre’s Green Bay Packers 35-21. In honor of [...]

The Playoffs Are Tom Terrific Time, Sorry Tebow

By ⋅ January 16, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

Tebow Time – (Tee.bo – Tahym) n. The time late in a professional football game (usually within final two minutes and/or overtime) when NFL quarterback, Tim Tebow, raises his level of play to a significantly higher level than how he had been performing before such time. (often resulting in a win) Tom Terrific Time – [...]

Tim Tebow Has Nothing to be Ashamed Of, But Some Others Do

By ⋅ January 16, 2012 ⋅ 2 comments

It was a great night for Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. For Patriot Nation, it was a night to enjoy and exhale after three straight playoff defeats. It was also a night to reflect on what was a great season for Tim Tebow. I wrote last week that the media has embraced a [...]

Growing Your Wes Welker Playoff Mustache?

By ⋅ January 14, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

I have a stubble beard going…so technically you can count me in, but I’m not going nearly as hardcore as Wes Welker or Tim Thomas. But in case you haven’t heard, Welker is growing out his playoff mustache and is urging Patriots fans to do the same ahead of tomorrow’s clash with the Broncos. So, [...]

Eminem Picks Patriots to Beat Broncos, Make Super Bowl

By ⋅ January 13, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

We’re telling you this because…well, I’m not sure. But in case you were wondering, music legend Eminem has decided to weigh in on this year’s NFL playoffs, speaking with GQ Magazine. While Eminem feels the Patriots will beat the Broncos, he has to give it up to Tim Tebow: “Tebow’s doing some really incredible sh*t [...]

Tebow Leads Broncos Past Steelers, Patriots Up Next

By ⋅ January 8, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

Tim Tebow was horrible over the final three games of the season as Denver went 0-3 to finish with an 8-8 record that was barely good enough to win the AFC West. This led many to predict that Sunday’s start against the Steelers might be Tebow’s final start in the NFL. Some reports even had the Broncos [...]

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